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I don’t do spiders! Tonight, while I was watching television, a massive spider called across the floor. I tried to kill it with a book but that thing took a licking and kept on ticking. The only thing I had in the cabinet was carpet cleaner so I tried spraying it with that, but it only got stunned. Needless to say I’m not sure where the spider went. Then I look overhead and the fixture has been taken over by spider webs. Augh! I cleaned that and still no spider. I really hope he packed his little bags and moved out.